Hey, uh, if anyone needs me? I'm staying home, unless someone can think of something that works better than itty bitty blades on my shoes.. That stuff is way too dangerous--I fell and now I'm sore all over. Julie, y'wanna pick up foods I can make so I don't starve without your cooking?

JULIET!

Julie, have ya seen that post with the pictures?! Why did you pose for that?!

[The writing is very slow, and full of misspellings]

I am a little Cecdan!

[[Dani's been aged down to about six, right when she's learning how to read and write Spiran/English. Anyone who talks to her will find that she's got an accent and speaks more Dani-speak than normal.]]

There's kitty prints all over my pants, Juliet! Did you leave those ink bottle thingies out again and William knocked 'em over and decided to play paint the house in kitty inky prints?

Uh, Julie? We got another problem.

I can't get in the house! Not even picking the locks works, and the windows are suddenly shatter-proof. Will's with me, though, so if you're stuck outside too, at least we have the kitty.

[Added a little later]

Who else is stuck outside their homes?

Uh, Julie? We got a problem.

Funny writing, uniforms, attacking desks...

This month has been crazy so far. I don't think it can get worse!

...It's totally gonna get worse now, isn't it?

[random, thoughtful scribbles in different colors, since Dani got a box of colored pencils and gel pens from the crazy desks]

The Sphere is being kooky again!

I woke up this morning and found another map taped to my door. It's got a path drawn on it and instructions on the back. These instructions make no sense! What's a 'moonwalk' and what's a trouser gnome?